Funny Shayari SMS

Hum unke pyar me is kadar kho gaye,
Ki gajal ko Nagma or,
Nagme ko gajal kah gaye.....

Wo bewafa bhi is kadar bewafai kar gayi,
Hame bhaiya or
Hamare boss ko saiyan kah gayi....

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Dard-e-dil dard-e-Jigar dil me jagaya apne
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Dard-e-dil dard-e-jigar dil me jagaya apne
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Dard-e-kamar dard-e-badan diya Apke baap ne......:)

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Kaun kehta hai
"ladki hansi means fasi"
Arz kia
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai
wah wah....
Use jo mohbbat samjhe
Wo sabse bada gadha hai..

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Tohfe me mat gulab lekar aana,
Kabar me mat chirag lekar aana,
Bahut pyasa hu yaaro barso se,
Aana to ROYAL STAG aur Disposal
Wale GLASS lekar aana,

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Duniya me Paise k sab PEER
Noto ki Khatir fir rhe banke sab Fakir
Rishte-Nate or bhul gye Zameer
Ranjha mange Pulsur or Activa Mange Heer..

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Arz kiya hai.
Bahar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle bakri kha gayi.

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Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

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Master-beta koi ashiqi wala sher sunao,
Studt-Mota marta moti pe,
Bhukha marta roti pe,
Master ji ki hai do beti,
aur mai marta hu chhoti pe...

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1 Ladki thi Deewani si,
Sachin Pe Wo Marti thi,
Chori Chori Chup ke Chup ke,
Harbhajan ko chithiya Likha Karti Thi,
Nazar Jhuka ke Sarma ke,
Raina se Baat Karti Thi,
Kabhi Kabhi Julfe Bikhra Ke,
Sehwag ki Galiyon me Gujra Karti Thi,
Shayad Kuch Kahna tha Usse kohli se,
Lekin Dhoni se Wo Darti Thi

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Door se dekha toh ande ubal rahe the..
Wah wah
Pass jakar dekha toh takle uchhal rahe the...

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