Funny Shayari SMS

Na ghar ko sajane k liye.
na dil ko bahlane k liye.
Teri ek tasvir chaiye
Apne kheton se bandar bhagane k liye.

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Hamare Dil ne jab chaha
Tab tab Aap jaage the
Hamare Dil ne jab chaha
Tb tab Aap jaage the
Q k wo hum hi the jo Aapk
Ghar ki Ghanti baja kr bhaage the.

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Arz kya hai...
Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya wah wah wah.
Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya ..
Ki majnu ne itna naacha ki
Langda ho gaya wah wah wah.

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Woh Kya Cheez Hai,
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko
Sari Umar Nahi lenay Deti?

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Nai pata
Ok
Wo hay
SukH da sirji"

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Delhi Metro shayari:
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap.
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap.
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Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap.
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap.
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Doors will open on the left,
Please mind the gap.

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Sadhu baba ne arz kiya hai
Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
Dil h sach aur dimaagh hai kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe,
Kya bat h bacha.

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Cham cham Karti Chandni
Tim Tim karte Taare,
Cham cham Karti chandni
Tim Tim karte Taare
Koi bi SMS nhi karta
'Besharam'Ho gaye saare.

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Special english shayari:
The janaza of aashiq is nikla
From the gali of mehbuba with
Very zor-shor,

The mehbuba jhaanki from the
Door&boli,mar gaya haramkhor.

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye,
Shayari likhi... . .
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada. . .
Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;-)

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About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya,..

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