Funny Shayari SMS

Sher kahu shayri kahu ya gau koi gana,
Sher kahu shayri kahu ya gau koi gana,
Teri nani per uthaye or dabaye mere nana.

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Udti huyi Frock ko kabu me rakha karo
Udti huyi Frock ko kabu me rakha karo
Panty Paheno ya na Paheno
Par
Kam-se-kam BAGICHA to Saaf Rakha Karo.

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Aankhon me aansu aa jate hain,
Fir bhi labon par hansi rakhni padti hai,
Ye haal tabhi hota hai
Jab lambe safar me SUSU rokni padti hai..

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Ishq main ye anjaam paya hai,
Hath pair tootay moon sujaya hai,
Hospital puhunchay to nurson ne farmaya hai,
Baharo phool barsao ek aur majnoo pit kar aya hai.

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SWITCH ON KARTE HI BIJALI CHALI GAI.
Wah wah.
SWITCH ON KARTE HI BIJALI CHALI GAI.
AUR,
HAME ATE DEKH USKI HICHAKI CHALI GAI.

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Katrina kaif crore
Rupee kamati hai,

Wah wah

Katrina kaif Crore
Rupee kamati hai,
.

Fir Bhi 30 rupees ka
Pauwaa chada ke aati hai.

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HAAR HAAR ke jitne walo ko
Baazigar kehte h wah Wah...
HAAR HAAR ke jitne walo ko
Baazigar kehte h wah wah ...
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Aur fail ho ho ke
Pass hone walo ko
ENgINEER kehte hai.

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Teer maro talwar maro
Maro samundra ke bich
Kudrat ne kya chij banai
Tere do tango k bich....

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For Sharabi..
Pani ko daru bana dete,
Daru ke tanker lagva dete,
Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..
Warna
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Tajmahal ko "Beerbar" or
Mumtaj ko "Bargirl" bana dete..!!

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Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar ho gaya,
Pappu ki grlfrnd se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bus tbhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail aur pappu pass ho gya.

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