Funny Shayari SMS

Duniya se chupa kr,
Teri tasvir bathroom me laga rakhi hai.
Aur har gadi tera didar ho,
Is liye julab ki goli kha rakkhi hai..!!

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Arz he...
Cycle aisi chalao
Jiska pahiya na ho
.
Cycle aisi chalao
Jiska pahiya na ho.
.
Aur ladki aisi patao
Jiska bhaiya na ho..

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1 Shayar shop me jakar bola -
"Gilaaf-e-auzar-e-maza-e-mohabbat,
Bandish-e-nasal do"
Shopkeeper kya..?
Shayar ki wife : C*nd*m Dijiye..

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Na Taaqat Aap Me Hai
Na Apki Haddi Me Hai,
Na Taaqat Aap Me Hai
Na Apki Haddi me Hai,
Taaqat To Usme Hai
Jo Bina Haddi Ke
Aapki Chaddi Me Hai. ;-)

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Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava
Agar kuchh kaam hota
To maikhane jake har roz yun badnam na hota
Mil jaati chahne wali
Usse bhi kahin raah mein koi
Agar kadmon mein nasha aur
Hath mein jaam na hota.

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*Arz Krta Hu*

Baadal Garza Shor K Sath
Barish Hui Zor K Sath
Zara Dhayan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka
Kahin Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or K Sath.

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Zindgi apni masti mai jiya kro,
Ishq bahut bura hai na kiya karo,
Tum apna pura dhyan carrier par mod do,
Ishq aur apne girlfriend ko
Mujh par chor do :)

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Arzz kiya hai
Hamko paisa vaisa kuch nahi chahiye.
Hamko sirf pyar chahiye!!!!
Wah wah!
Agar pyar nahi mila to
Tera paisa aur kuch gahne bhi chahiye.

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Main To Shayer Hoon,
Mujhe Kya Pata Science Kya Hoti Hai,
Nazroun Se Chaandh Ojhal Hota Hai,
To Bechain Ho Jaata Hoon,
Din Ke Ujaley Mein Bhi Tujhey Chahta Hoon,
Raat Ke Andhray Main Bhi Tujhey Dhoonta Hoon,
Mai To Shayer Hoon,
Mujey Kya Pata Science Kya Hoti Hai.

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Teacher- Baccho Kabir, Rahim, Mira ka
Koi doha sunao,

Student - Ganga ke ghat pe ghtna ghti
Gambhir,
Rahim liye Mira ki pappi or
Pakde gye Kabir...

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