Funny Shayari SMS

BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia-
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Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
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Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
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Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi
Teri SaHeLi Hai.

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Arz kiya hai!
Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti
Wah wah
Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti
Wah wah
Jaise Pani ke bina tu Apne
PICHHWAADA dho nahi sakti.

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Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
Aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
Kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
Aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur
Dhone bhi nahi denge.

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Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,
Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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Teri Bhabhi Aayi He Jabse.

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Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate
Khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Kutte ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.

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Nazro Se utar kar...
Dil me bus gayi mere spno ki shehzadi
"Waah..!Waah..!
Nazro se utar kar...
Dil me bas gayi mere sapno ki shehzadi
"Ye kya..?
Mere ruthne par
Mere hi dost ke sath bhag gayi..
Kutti..Kamini..haramjyadi.

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Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Dewaane fir b Latak jate.

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A G,
O G.
LO G.
PADHO G
MAIN HU
MOBILE MOJI
KARTA HU SMS TO TUM BHI KARO G
1-2 KA 4
4-2 KA 1
AMUL IS
MAKKHAN
&......
MY FRIEND IS
"DHAKKAN"

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Arz kiya hai
Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi
Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi
Are us ladki ki maa ki kismat footi
Jiske damad hum nhi.

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Kabir ka latest doha:
Miss u miss u sab kahe,
Par actually miss kare na koe,
Agar koe kisi ko really miss kare,
To fir SMS band Q hoe!!!

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