Funny Shayari SMS

Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…

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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

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Sisi bhari gulab ko patthar se tod du..,
Sisi bhari gulab ko patthar se tod du..,
Janam teri yaado me gharwali ko chod du..;)

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KYA KAHE KUCH KAHA NHI JATA,
DARD MILTA HAI PAR SAHA NHI JATA,
PYAR HO GAYA HAI IS KADAR AAPSE KI,
BINA DISTURB KIYE MUJHSE RAHA NHI JATA

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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Kar Lo..
Apne Patthar Dil Ko Thoda Naram Kar Lo..
Aaj Subah Se Inbox Khaali Hai Mera..
Dost Tum Thodi Si To Sharam Kar Lo..!

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Fida hu uski chaal pe,

Uske bolne ki taal pe,

Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,

par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..

Nazar mat daalna meri MAAL
pe. :o

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दोस्ती करो BSNL वाली से
प्यार करो IDEA वाली से.
बात करो airtel वाली से.
आँख लड़ाओ vodafone वाली से.
पर दोस्तो
शादी करना बिना मोबाइल वाली से

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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

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BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me
Arz Kia-
-
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
-
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
-
Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi
Teri SaHeLi Hai.

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Arz Hai...

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji...
Wah Wah..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji...
Aur

Nangu Pangu Ghumna Ho To Apki Marji! :P

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