Funny Shayari SMS

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Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi
‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi
‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!

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Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki
“BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi

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Arz kiya hai........
Gaur Farmaiyega...
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar permenent tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum..

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Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta
dunga,
.
Wah
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Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga,
.
VAHI RUK JAAO.
warna me goli chala dunga.

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1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr
Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1
bank gya or kaha
Arz kiya hai
Takdir mein jo hai wahi
milega..
Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi
Hilega!! :P
Fir cashier se kaha
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho
se nikal lo
Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad
bhulane ki..
Khabrdar,
koi koshish na kare
police ko bulane ki.!!
Fir jate-jate kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera

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TV Serial Shayri-
1 Kutta Roz 1 Ladki Ko Milne Jata Hai,

1 Kutta Roz 1 Ladki Ko Milne Jata Hai

Ab aap Sab Hi Batao ‘YEH RISHTA KYA KEH LATA HAI

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"खतरनाक किचन शायरी"खतरनाक किचन शायरी
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मेरी मोहब्बत को अपने दिल में ढूंढ लेना, और हाँ, आटे
को अच्छी तरह गूंध लेना.
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मिल जाये अगर प्यार तो खोना नहीं,
प्याज़ काटते वक्त बिलकुल रोना नहीं.
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मुझसे रूठ जाने को बहाना अच्छा है,
थोड़ी देर और पकाओ आलू अभी कच्चा है.
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मिल कर फिर खुशिओं को बाटना है, टमाटर ज़रा बारीक
ही काटना है.
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लोग हमारी मोहब्बत से जल न जाएँ,
चावल टाइम पे देख लेना कही जल न जाएँ.
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कैसी लगी ग़ज़ल बता देना,
नमक कम लगे तो और मिला लेना...!!!

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Bhojpuri ishq…


Tajmahal Koun chiz ba,
Ham aehu se bada imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz ta mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
Toh ke sasuri ham zinda dafnaib…

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Main Hoon Jis Haal Mein
Ae Mere Sanam Rehne De

Chaaku Mat De Mere Haatho Mein
Kalam Rehne De

Main To Shayar Hoon
Mera Dil Hai Bahut Hi Nazook

Main Patakhe Hi Se Mar Jayunga
Bomb Rehne De…!!

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Aashiqui Bhi Dosto Kya Classical
Sangeet Thi
Raag To Ohi Jaane Kya Tha, Jaane
Kya Gaate Rahe...

Zindagi Bhar Ishq Ka Izhaar Karne
Ke Liye
Voh Bhi Haqlaate Rahe Aur Hum
Bhi Haqlaate Rahe…

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