Funny Shayari SMS

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno

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Jab Bhi Hota Hain Deedar,
Dil Dhadakta Hai Baar Baar,
Par Yeh Sochkar Kehte Hain,
Ki Kab Chukaaoge Mera Uddhaar…

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Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai,
Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai,
Tere Bin Koi Kami Toa Nhi Hai Dost,
Bass Gali Waali Jamadarni Udhas Rehti Hai…

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Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…

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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…

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Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)

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Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

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Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …

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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi…
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…
Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!!

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