Funny Shayari SMS

Phool girte hai jab aap aate ho..
Phool girte hai jab aap aate ho..
Aji zara dekh ke chala karo janu..
Kyo mere gamlo se takrate ho.

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna

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Boss: Arz kiya hai………
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai….

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killer shayri..
teri adao pe mei wari wari.
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teri adao pe mei wari wari.
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kya udhar barish aari?
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idhar toh aari jari,aari jari:-D

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Masala: Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka…Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na aane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka

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Samundar me pani aur pani me fish,
Samundar me pani aur pani me fish,
Wah...Wah...!!
Samundar me pani aur pani me fish,
Aapko wish aur aapke girl friend ko kiss.
Ab bol wah...Wah.!!

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दिल का दर्द दिल तोड़ने वाले क्या जाने,
प्यार के रिवाज़ो को ज़माना क्या जाने,
होती कितनी तकलीफ़ लड़की पटाने मैं,
ये घर पे बैठा लड़की का बाप किया जाने. ..

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सुना है प्यार मे उड़ जाती है नींद,
सुना है प्यार मे उड़ जाती है नींद,
काश कोई हमें भी प्यार करे,
क्योकि हमें बहुत आती है नींद

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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

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Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Hon Gaye,
Husn Ke Tever Nokile Ho Gaye,
Faisla Lene Me Itne Dhile Ho Gaye,
Ki Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye….

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