Romentic Funny SMS

1 Din Apki Life Me 1 Aisi Ladki Ayegi
Jo Apko Bahut Jayda Pyar Karegi,
Apko Payar Se Chhuegi Or Apko Dhire Se Kiss Degi Or Kahegi
I Love You

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What Is Difference Between DD And Cheque..?
DD Is Like Wife, Which Is Being Trusted..
But
Cheque Is Like Girlfrnd, Which Can Bounce Anytime..!

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If I Was An Artist
U Would Be My Picture..
If I Was A Poet
U Would Be My Inspiration..
If I Was An Author
U Would Be My Story..
But
I'm Only A Cartoonist..!

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इश्क़ के ख़याल बहुत हैं..
इश्क़ के चर्चे बहुत हैं..
सोचते हैं हम भी कर ले इश्क़..
पर सुनते हैं इश्क़ में खर्चे बहुत हैं..

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one day the moon sed 2 me,
If your lover makes you cry,
why dont you leave your lover..
I looked at the moon,
And replied would you ever leave your sky?

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Love Ko lifE me MAST HONA CHAHIYE
HAR ASHIQ KO LOVE ME INTERST HONA CHAHIYE
Sala COLLAGE ME LOVE ka SUBJECT HONA CHAHIYE

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70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..

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Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..
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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
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Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye

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Ek ladki thi diwani se
mobile lee kar chalti thi
jab bhi muz se milti thi
bas ek hi baat kaheti thi
bhaiia

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Ye chalu kaise hota hai

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Forgetting friend is a
CrimeI
gnoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a

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