Romentic Funny SMS

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?
Boy : I'm Not Married Yet...
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..!

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Someone Somewhere Is Surely Made For U..
And
God Has Decided A Perfect Time To Make U Meet That Person..
Till Then, Enjoy Ur Own Settings.!

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Wo Pyar To Karte Hain Par Qabool Nahi Karte..
Wo Yaad To Karte Hain Par Zaahir Nahi Karte..
Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Mere Mehboob
Ki
Wo Missed Call To Karte Hain Par Call Nahi Karte..!

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Open with Love?
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I?
Love?
Disturbing you?

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Ashiq Hu Magar Devdas Nahi
Uske Pyar Me Deewana Hu Magar Pagal Nahi..
Pyar Mai Karta Hu Magar Wo Nahi Karte..
Pyar Me Mai Jaan Bhi De Du
Magar Mai Ranjha,
Romeo Ya Majnu Bhi To Nahi..!

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Pappu proposd a girl with
romantic poem :-
kutta mar gya razai mein
Main pagal hu teri judai mein
Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta
Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta

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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein
Kharche Bohat Hain..

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DUKHI GHAZAL :
Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai
Tere Jane Ke Baad ,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana
Khane Ke Baad
Mere Paas 8 Samose
The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7
Tere Jane Ke Baad
Neend Hi Nahi Aati
Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata
Aankhen Band hone Ke
Baad
Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska
Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets,
Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se
Pehle, 2 Sone Ke
Baad. . .!!!!

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New style of propose girl...
Boy- dekho mai nhi chahta ki mera ladka bda hokr tumhari ladki ko chhede, mujhe bura lgega...
Girl- to??
Boy- tum ha bolo dono ko bhai bahan bna denge.

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Is Shart Pe Khelungi Mai Pyar Ki Baazi..
Aye Sanam
Jeetu To Tumhe Paau
Haaru To Mai Teri..!

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