Kismat K Likhne Wale,
Jara Thahar Thahar Kalam Chalaya Kar.
Mujhe Majnu Banaya To,
Laila Bhi Dilaya Kar
Whats Life..?
Life Is Love..
Whats Love..?
Love Is Kissing..
Whats Kissing..?
Come Here I Will Show U..!
Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho,
Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho,
Tajmahal To Banana Bahut Costly Hoga,
Lekin Har Gali Ek Mumtaj Banate Raho.
Ek Khwab Ek Khayal Ek Haqiqat Ho Tum
Zndgi Me Padne Waali Har Jarurat Ho Tum
Jisko Roz Roz Sms Karne Ko Dil Chahe
My Dear Wahi Sweet Si Musibat Ho Tum..!
Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai
Pyar Ka Dusra Naam Hi Preet Hai
Isliye Pyar Karo Ladki Ko Uske
Baap Ke Saamne
Qki
Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai..!
2 Lovers Ke Beech Fight Ho Rahi Thi:
Gf:
Kamine!!
Main Tere Kapde Faad Dungi.
Bf:
Dekh Ab Tu Serious Ladai Mein
Romantic Baat Mat Kar.
Chaandni Raat Ke Romantic Palo Me Premika Ne Kaha-
“Kaash! Agle Janam Me Mai Chaand Banti!”
Premi- “Aur Mai Chandrama Par Utarne Waala
Pehla Antriksh Yaatri!”
What a Cute answer.
Girlfrnd: u think i am fat
now??
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Boyfriend: no baby, u have
just become my
teddy bear from a barbie doll...
वो आँख बड़ी प्यारी थी,
जो हमने उसे मरी थी,
वो संदले बड़ी भारी थी,
जो उसने हमे मरी थी,
मुफ्त में ही पिट गए यार,
हमें तो आँख की बीमारी थी.
A GF is Not One Who Says,
"Main Teri Kismat Mai Nahi,
Tum Mujhe Bhul Jao"
A True GF is One Who Says,
"Tu Padhai Pe Dhyaan De,
Placement Ke Baad Ghar Se Utha Lena.