Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..?
student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do.
Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh
student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do
Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"
But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..
Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He
1.Population
2.Mehengai
3.Bomb Blast
&
Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR
Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena
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:aeDOSTO
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Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le
Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega,
mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega,
meri maano,
isi raste par
medical store khol lo
Mast chalega
Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine
"I Love You"
Ka Msg Bheja Hai
Dad: Aisa Msg
Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De
Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota,
Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota..
Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear,
Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..
Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga,
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Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga,
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Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki..
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Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!
ey Khuda
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Saari Khusiyan
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Saari Izzat
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Saari Mohabbat
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Saari Chahat
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De De Usko
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Dil Me Hai Jiske
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<=Dard-E-Disco=>
Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle
Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle
Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath
Jab
Apke chori k mobile me
Sare sms Hmre Nikle,