Romentic Funny SMS

Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..?
student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do.
Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh
student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

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Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"

But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He

1.Population

2.Mehengai

3.Bomb Blast

&

Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR

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Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena
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:aeDOSTO
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Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le
Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?

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Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega,

mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega,

meri maano,
isi raste par
medical store khol lo
Mast chalega

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Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine
"I Love You"
Ka Msg Bheja Hai

Dad: Aisa Msg
Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye

Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De

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Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota,
Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota..
Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear,
Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..

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Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga,
.
Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga,
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Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki..
.
Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!

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ey Khuda
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Saari Khusiyan
:
Saari Izzat
:
Saari Mohabbat
:
Saari Chahat
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De De Usko
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Dil Me Hai Jiske
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<=Dard-E-Disco=>

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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle
Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle

Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath
Jab
Apke chori k mobile me
Sare sms Hmre Nikle,

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