Romentic Funny SMS

Boy's painful stry-"jutha tha wo dost...
Jo kahta tha jaan bi mango to de denge,
Aaj wo apni g.f ko jaan kahta hai ,
Aur mango to sala inkar karta hai.

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

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Bahaduri kya hai?
Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao,
or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile.
Or tum pucho-Hi mom!
Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..

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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,
Hr khidki ko dekha,
Or bola.
"maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h....

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Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy- Arrrrey....
Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

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Evening Mastiii
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasati hai,
Hazaro rulati hai
Par mere dost sath
Wahi nibhati hai
Jo "Doli" me baith ke aati hai.

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Suraj hua madam,
Chand chalne laga,
Mai tehra reha,
Jami chalne lagi,
Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ??
Nalayak,,bhag!!
Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!

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Ladki Se Nasha Hota H,
Nashe Se Jannon.
Jannon Se Mehnat,
Mehnat Se Padhayi.
Padhayi Se Carrier Banta H,
Isliye Successful Hone K Liye,
Ladki Patana Jarrori H,
Padhayi Nhi Mere Bhai.

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