Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..
Class me,
Master ji ne madem ki kiss lekar kaha,
ki dekho bachho chumne se Aids nai hota..
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Isper ek bachha bolta hai :-
Acha sar ab ye dikahao ki Aids kaise hota hai...
LALU:- "I LOVE U" ka matlab ka hota hai ?
Sonia gandi :- mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU:-LO KAR LO BAAT,
SASURA EK ANGREGI ma sawal ka puch liya sasuri.
Ye to fida hi ho gai..
Small Boy lovf story:-
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Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
Daba le kamine natak mat kar...
A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop..
Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.?
Boy: No.
Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal.
yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.
New Style Of Propose-
Boy to girl=
'Dekh Main Nahi Chahta
K Mera Ladka Bada Ho K
Teri Ladki Ko Chede' Tum Haa Bolo To
'Dono Ko Bhai-Behan Bana Dete Hai.'