Romentic Funny SMS

Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..

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Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!

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Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

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Class me,
Master ji ne madem ki kiss lekar kaha,
ki dekho bachho chumne se Aids nai hota..
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Isper ek bachha bolta hai :-
Acha sar ab ye dikahao ki Aids kaise hota hai...

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LALU:- "I LOVE U" ka matlab ka hota hai ?
Sonia gandi :- mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU:-LO KAR LO BAAT,
SASURA EK ANGREGI ma sawal ka puch liya sasuri.
Ye to fida hi ho gai..

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Small Boy lovf story:-
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Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe

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Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,

Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
Daba le kamine natak mat kar...

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop..
Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.?
Boy: No.
Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal.
yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

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New Style Of Propose-
Boy to girl=
'Dekh Main Nahi Chahta
K Mera Ladka Bada Ho K
Teri Ladki Ko Chede' Tum Haa Bolo To
'Dono Ko Bhai-Behan Bana Dete Hai.'

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