Romentic Funny SMS

Hum Hum hai
Aap Aap hai
Na aap kam hai
Na hum kam hai
to kis baat ka gum hai
SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..

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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya,
To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya.
BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai,
Wo kya tera baap sunega.

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Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect,
I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...

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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"

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"Ladko ke pas chahe
220 cc Pulsar,
Ya Karizma ho,
Ya Yamaha FZ,

Finally,
Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge,
Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.

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Ae SANAM..
.
Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo
Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake
.
Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To
.
GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!

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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION

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Rishte Tod Deti He GF,
Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF,
Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko,
QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF
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GF=GALAT FEHMI

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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya
To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega,
Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?

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