Romentic Funny SMS

aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho,
aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho,
har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

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Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai,
1. Patiala pag.
2. Patiala salwar.
2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.

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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge,
pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se,
roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...

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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya,
dil jala kr rakh bana diya
Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi,
rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban
khushi ke liye aasu kurban
dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban
agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.

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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,

Wah wah!

Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,

Wah wah!

Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)

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Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai..
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai..
Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par,
Kyoki

''DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai''.;-)

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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge
Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge
Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche
Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge

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Aapko SMS karna Pooja hai,
Aapke SMS ka INTAZAR Tapsya hai,
Aa jaye misscall to Prasad hai,
Aur mil jaye SMS to Aapke Darshan hai.!
Darshan Dijiye prabhu.

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