Romentic Funny SMS

Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya,
fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya,
chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya,
mohabbat ne kitno ko paro,
chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.

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chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi

billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi

or boli

I HATE LUV STORY.

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Wife 2 husband-
tumhe pyar karna nahi aata,
husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet
se downlod kiye h?
wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke
pen drive se liye h.

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Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

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Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai..
apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.

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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai
jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai,
to nunu bada ho jata h.
or jab papa pe bathti h,
to nunu gayab ho jata h.

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1970 me...
Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha.
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1980
me T.V
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1990
Bike.
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2000
Car.
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2013
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Bas bina
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Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de.
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

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ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
vo to tum 2sto ki jid h.
ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.

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