Romentic Funny SMS

Angry Girl : I want to end our relationship.
I m going to return everything you gave me.
Boy : ok then let’s start with Love!!!

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sweet insult..........
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya,
ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha
aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho...
ladka- ji BHABI G.

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boys rule__
dhokha milta h jab pyaar me,
zindgi me udasi chha jati h,
sochte h chod denge is duniya ko
kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?

Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na

C – Come

O – On

L – Lets

L – Love

E – Every

G – Girl

E – Everyday

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Kabutar bethu dal par,

Aasu padyu rumal par,

Hu fida tari chal par,

Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.

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PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

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Agar Aapki Girlfriend,
'S'mart Hai,
'I'nteligent Hai,
'S'weet Hai,
'T'alented Hai,
'E'motional Hai,
'R'omantic Hai,
,
Toh Short Mein Aap Use,
'SISTER' Bula shakte Ho !!!

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Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar.
Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar.
Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar.
Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar.
Behen=Salahkar.
Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar.
Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.

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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai,
Pyar se phir q darta hai dil...
Q na dare dil?

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Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai,
Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!

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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha,
kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu?
grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.

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