Romentic Funny SMS

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

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Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
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Isliye na lagao DIL
Na Aayega BILL.
Luv Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill

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teri meri prem kahani hai mushkil,
kyuki iski nahi hai koi manjil,
rasta hai bahut kafil,
aur isse kuch nahi hoga hasil,
ab koi phir bhi kuwe me kudna chahta hai to mai kya kru.

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Tufani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya"
Waiter: Do u hv any gf?. . . . .
Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi?

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1Mast Sher by dpressd lovr-

Hum To Badnaseeb Hai Ki Tarse Teri 1 Preet Ko
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Hum Se Acha To Bathroom Ka Lota Hai Jisne Dekha h Teri Har Cheez Ko!!

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aap hume bhul jao hume koi gum nahi
par jis din hunme bhula diya
us din duniya me hum nahi.

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Aankhen Aapki Ho, Par Aansu Mere
Zindagi Aapki Ho, Par Sanse Meri
Dil Aapka Ho, Par Dhadkan Meri
Zindagi Ke Aahkri Modh Par Duaa
Hogi Yehi,
Kafan Apka Ho, Aur Maut Meri...!!

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Arz kya hai,
chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,

tere khyolon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai:

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Zindgi hamari yuhi sitam ho gayi,
Khushi na jaane kaha dafan ho gayi,
Bahut likhi khuda ne Logo Ki mohabbtain,
Jb hamari baari aayi to syahi hi khatam ho gayi,

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Jub Rote Hain To Koi Haal Tak Nhi Puchta.
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Ai Doston

Thoda Sa Muskura Kya Liye To GHAR Wale Khte Hain.
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kiska Msg Aaya Hai?
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<)( Ufff Itnaa Shakk?

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