Kiss Is The The Key Of Love,
Which Open The Lock Of Love,
Some Love One Some Love Two,
But I Love One, That Is You.
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Pretty Girl
Is Simply Not Giving The Kiss
The Attention It Deserves.
After Watching The Pepsi Advertisement,
A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing His Gf.
Gf: Ye Kia Ker Rahe Ho?
Boy:
Diwano Ko Ijazat Nahi Chahiye Pyas Bujhane Ki.
1 din apki life me ek aisi ldki aygijo aapko bhahut zyda pyar kregi
Apko pyar se touch kregi or Apko dher sare kiss kiya karegi
Or kahegi
I LOVE U
daddy.
Two hands to hold onto forever,
Two arms to be embraced by eternally,
.
Two eyes to gaze into for always,
Two lips to kiss so passionately.
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Two souls fused by commitment,
Two names written in the stars above,
.
Two lives intertwined by God,
Two hearts joined by the purest of love.
Beimteha mahobbat he aapse batau to kaise
Khafa ho aap hamse Manau to kaise
Kuch dil se kahena chahte he ham
Magar alfazo baya karu to kaise..!!
Usne din raat mujko sataya itna ki nafrat bhi ho gayi....
aur mohabbat bhi...
Usne is nazakat se mere hotho ko chooma..
ke roza bhi na toota aur iftari bhi ho gayi,
Usne is ehtraam se mujse mohabbat ki ke..
gunah bhi na hua aur ibadat bhi ho gayi,
mat puch uske pyar karne ka andaz kaisa tha..
usne is shiddat se seene se lagayake..
maut bhi na ayi aur jannat bhi mil gayi..
(¯`v´¯)
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(¸.·´(¸.·´ (¸.·¨¯`kInG khAn.
Definition of "KISS" from educational
point of view.
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
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ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
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PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in
which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
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.
.
Class Over!
Jab v tmhari honton pe naam humara aata hai,
aisi halat pucho na dil kitna machal jata hai,
bechain ho jaati h ankhein tumhari didar k liye,
chum lun honth tere arman ye nikalata hai
The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To KISS Women's Lips..
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Thats The Best & Probably The Only Way To Shut A Woman's Mouth For Atleast Sum Seconds ;