A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw
A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said
Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
Aankhain Thein Kahan Itni Sharabi Pehle,
Chehra Tha Kahan Itna Kitabi Pehle,
Aaina To Zara Dekhiye Booso(Kiss) Ke Baad,
Kya Hont They Itne Hi Gulabi Pehle.!
Girl: If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi paregi.
Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai.
Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?
Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!
Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.
Never KISS A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up.
Never KISS A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please
Always KISS A Lady Teacher, She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Time.
Kunwari Kanya Ko Miss Kehte Hai, Uske Chumbun Ko Kiss Kehte Hai.
Miss Ko Kiss Karna Mushkil Hai, Isliye Kissmiss Ke Bhav Tej Rehte Hai.
I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S
U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!
Aaj Kal Dil Kar Raha Hai Ki Main... Tumhe..
Kabhi Bhi Mauka Dekh Kar...Sabke Samne...
Ek...K Ki Kis Kiss Kissa Sunau College Wala.
Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.
One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?