I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew Id luv you the best!
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brains natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you cant find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for u to love me, coz I dont want your love to come from a wish.. but straight from your heart.
Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga-)
Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
Baccha: Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
to Kya Package Hai?
L A R K I Y O N
N A K H R E Y
1st Call..Main ac Lrki nhi hon
2nd Call..Sirf Msg karungi, Baat nhi
3rd Call..Sirf Rat ko Bat ho skti he
4th Call..1 bar hi Miloongi
5th Call..Sirf Kiss k
Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
to apni ek aankh
bandh kar lete he
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Dont worry darling I am already married .:p
Girl: NOBODY can stop me, Ill send u sms till,
Boy: My death?
Boy: Your death?
Boy: World exist?
Boy: Oxygen available?
Girl: Truly speaking t
A boy was following a girl.
Girl: dont follow me, because my mother is coming behind you
Boy: dont worry, my father is following her..:p