SMS Categories
Love - Romantic SMS
PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.
Agar Aapki Girlfriend,
'S'mart Hai,
'I'nteligent Hai,
'S'weet Hai,
'T'alented Hai,
'E'motional Hai,
'R'omantic Hai,
,
Toh Short Mein Aap Use,
'SISTER' Bula shakte Ho !!!
Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar.
Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar.
Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar.
Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar.
Behen=Salahkar.
Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar.
Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
Pyar hua ikrar hua hai,
Pyar se phir q darta hai dil...
Q na dare dil?
.
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Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai,
Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!
harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha,
kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu?
grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.
Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya,
fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya,
chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya,
mohabbat ne kitno ko paro,
chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.
chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi
billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi
or boli
I HATE LUV STORY.
Wife 2 husband-
tumhe pyar karna nahi aata,
husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet
se downlod kiye h?
wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke
pen drive se liye h.
Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.
Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
