User: mys8553532253

Added 2 years ago

A Person's Most Valuable Asset
Is Not A Brain Loaded With Knowledge..

But

A Heart Full Of Love With An Ear
Open To Listen
And
A Hand Willing To Help....!

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Added 2 years ago

"Respect"
Is the most important element of ur "Personilty"

It is like an investment, Whatever u give to others,
it will return u with profit.

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Added 2 years ago

Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions..
Teache If 1000 kgs=ton
then 3000 kgs equal how much ?

Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

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Tags: Funny SMS
Added 2 years ago

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?

Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.

Sir:Wo Kaise?

Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

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Added 2 years ago

SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman

Friend- Didn't U follow them?

SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

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Added 2 years ago

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?

Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!

Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Added 2 years ago

1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?

2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi
shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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