A Person's Most Valuable Asset
Is Not A Brain Loaded With Knowledge..
A Heart Full Of Love With An Ear
Open To Listen
A Hand Willing To Help....!
Is the most important element of ur "Personilty"
It is like an investment, Whatever u give to others,
it will return u with profit.
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions..
Teache If 1000 kgs=ton
then 3000 kgs equal how much ?
Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?
Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.
Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman
Friend- Didn't U follow them?
SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?
2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi
shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji..
Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..!
Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay,
fir mein teri asal maarta hu'
Santa : People consider me as "God"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the park today,
everybody said, Oh God! U ve come again.