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ved Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha
BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya.

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Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha..
upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai..
Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.

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Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda.

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Ek Sardar Ji Apne 3 Kutte Ke Sath Park Me Tahal Rahe The
Ek Aadmi: Sardar Ji Aapke Kutte To Bade Pyare Hain
Kya Kya Naam Hai Inke
Sardar: Ek Ka Naam Surinder Duje Ka Mohindar Aur Iska Gajindar
Aadmi: Aur Aapka
Sardar: Sada Naam Tomi Hai.

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ved Posted In Friendship SMS
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Kinaron Ki Kabhi Had Nahi Hoti,
Taron Ki Kabhi Ginti Nahi Hoti,
Bachke Rehana Humse
Q Ki Humare Dil Me Kaid Doston
Ki Kabhi Zamanat Nahi Hoti.

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Bhulte Nhi Tumko Kbi Ye Kese Btaye
Teri Ahmiyat Kya H Kese Smjaye
Asma Se Uncha He Ye Dosti Ka Rista
Apna Is Chote Se Msg Me Kaise Smjaye.

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Din Aate He
Din Jate He
Kuch Lamhe Apke Bin Guzar Nahi Pate
Inhi Lamho Ko Sametkar Dekhu To Aap Jaise Pyare Dost Bahot Yaad Aate He.


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Main Us Ke Haathon Me Tha
Tute Hue Sheeshe Ki Tarha
Badi Umeed Thi Ke Bikhrne Nhi Dega
Bus Giraya Kuch Is Ada Se Ke
Simatne Ki Aaas Hi Na Rahi.

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Hume tumse koi shikayat nahi,
Shayad meri kismat me "chahat" nahi.
Meri taqdeer likhkar to uparwala bhi mukar gaya,
Puchha to bola ye meri likhawat nahi...

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