Valentine Week


User: ved

Added 4 years ago

Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha
BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya.

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Added 4 years ago

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha..
upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai..
Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.

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Added 4 years ago

Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda.

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Added 4 years ago

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Sardar Ji Apne 3 Kutte Ke Sath Park Me Tahal Rahe The
Ek Aadmi: Sardar Ji Aapke Kutte To Bade Pyare Hain
Kya Kya Naam Hai Inke
Sardar: Ek Ka Naam Surinder Duje Ka Mohindar Aur Iska Gajindar
Aadmi: Aur Aapka
Sardar: Sada Naam Tomi Hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Kinaron Ki Kabhi Had Nahi Hoti,
Taron Ki Kabhi Ginti Nahi Hoti,
Bachke Rehana Humse
Q Ki Humare Dil Me Kaid Doston
Ki Kabhi Zamanat Nahi Hoti.

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Added 4 years ago

Bhulte Nhi Tumko Kbi Ye Kese Btaye
Teri Ahmiyat Kya H Kese Smjaye
Asma Se Uncha He Ye Dosti Ka Rista
Apna Is Chote Se Msg Me Kaise Smjaye.

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