User: Krutika

Added 4 years ago

Santa Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur Dusara Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha..
Bant- Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Santa- Chicken K Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu Navratri Chal Raha Hai Na..

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Added 4 years ago

santa- yaar mai prblm mai phas gaya hu?
banta- wo kaise?
santa- biwi makeup kare to kharch bardas nhi hota aur na kare to biwi bardas nhi hoti..

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Added 4 years ago

Choti Si Zindagi Me Mushkile Bahut Hai,
Kuch Achche Kuch Bure Qaafile
Bahut Hai.
Haalaat Kuch Bhi Ho Rukna Mat,
Is Safar Ke Baad Manzile Bahut Hai..

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Added 4 years ago

Kabhi Kahti Thi Mujhe Ki Koi Duaa Hu
Mai,
Aaj Wo Kah Gyi Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hu
Mai,
Wo Jee Na Pati Thi Lamha Kabhi
Bagair Mere,
Aaj Kahne Lagi Mujhko Ki Ek Saza Hu
Mai,
Yahi Dastoor Hai Aur Aisa Hi Hota
Aaya,
Lagi Mashuq Ki Mehndi Aur Aashiq
Rota Aaya,
Magar Riwaz Bhi Ye Ulta Kar Diya
Maine,
Bina Chahat Kisi Ki Maang Bhar Di
Maine,
Kiya Hai Jo Bhi Ispe Khud Se Hi Khafa
Hu Mai,
Aaj Wo Kah Gayi Mujhko Ki Bewafa
Hu Mai.

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moto x4
Added 4 years ago

banta- tm ladki dekh aye?
santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai.
banta- jara english mai kaho?
santa- English me bole to blackberry..

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Added 4 years ago

santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha..
banta- to ab kya hua?
santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?

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Added 4 years ago

banta - kya tmhari gaddi sahi halat mai hai.
santa- bilkul! horn ko chod kr baki sari chije shor krti hai.

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