Funny Quotes SMS

Added 4 years ago

Position Of A Husband
Is
Just Like A Split AC..
No Matter How Loud He
Is
Outside..
But
He Is Designed
To
Remain Silent Indoor..!

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Added 4 years ago

Dedicated To All"Over Attitude"Girls :
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Sweety! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!!
Always Remember,
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Cheap Items Have
Too Many Buyers..!! \m/ ;) :-P

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Added 4 years ago

Dimag Ghuma Dene Wala Question:-

Income Tax Aur Callertune Me Kya Similarity Hai.?

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Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte H, Maza Koi Aur Leta He

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Added 4 years ago

Medical definition of "laziness":

"It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired".

Because,
prevention is better than cure.
Be lazy think crazy.

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Added 4 years ago

"Maa" Kya Hoti Hai..?
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Dad Ki Sabse Pakki Wali Girl
Frnd..!
Har Baar Emotional Hone Ki
Jarurat Nahi Hai. ;)

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Added 4 years ago

Most Regretting Moment In School/College Life-
Completed Assignments By Writin Late Night
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And Forget It To Put In Bag...

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Added 4 years ago

America me light jaye to
Power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h
Bt India me jaye to
Pdosi k ghar dekte h:
Sbki gayi na...

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