Funny Quotes SMS

Added 4 years ago

4 Gals in a group can say-
yaar,tera bhai mast dikhta he,
Intro to krwa

But

4 Guys in a group cant say
'Yaar teri behan to mast dikhti he !!'


agreee?

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Added 4 years ago

True Love Story:
Dog & mosquito wer in Luv.
Mosq kissed d dog Dog became
emotional gave a Luv bite
Mosq died by rabies. Dog died by
dengu.
Moral: Intercast luv is
dangerous

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Added 4 years ago

U Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death

U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife

U Can Control Ur Emotions But Not
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LOOSE MOTION

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Added 4 years ago

If Time Doesn't Wait 4 U

Don't Worry!

Just Remove The Damn Battery From Ur Clock & Enjoy Life!

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Added 4 years ago

A Thought For All Graduates...

"A Thermometer Isn't The Only Thing

That Gets A Degree Without Having

Any Brain..."

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Added 4 years ago

thought of the day
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Always Dn't Depend On My Thoughts,
Try To Think Of Ur Own Sumtimes..

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Added 4 years ago

Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...

Everyone asks -
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"Serious hai kya ?

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