Valentine Week


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Added 2 years ago

The story of BOY N GIRL.....
G:Yaar bahut dard ho raha hai......
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B:Ghabra o mat kuch nhi hoga......
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G:Toh phir jaldi karo na,,,mujhse aur nahi hoga....
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B:Bas abhi hone wala hai....
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G:Agar koi dekh liya toh...
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B:koi nahi dekhega...
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..Sayad yeh aanguthi hi choti hai.....HA HA HA......

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Added 3 years ago

Taange Utha Ke Karo, Taange Faila Ke
Karo;
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo, Aagge
Peechay Dono Taraf Karo;
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos
Hoga...
Oye, I am talking about Yoga!

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Added 3 years ago

A Girl Asked Pappu !!!
Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke
Paas 4 Hai Aur Mere Paas 2 Hai?






Pappu: Legs.
Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari
Paint Ke Andar Hai Aur Meri
Salwar Ke Andar Nahi Hai?





Pappu: Paise.
Girl: Woh Kya Jo Log Din Me Lene
Ke Bajay Raat Me Bistar Pe Lete Hai?





Pappu: Neend.




Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pahli
Bar Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?





Pappu: Kaan Me Chhed,



Moral: Aap Bhi Apni Niyat Pappu Ki
Tarah Saaf Rakhen.

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Added 3 years ago

What is the most popular word that starts with F Ends with K
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THINK
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Its FacEBooK.
Apne ne jo socha wo v 2nd most popular hai....

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Added 3 years ago

School main aik Fail student
k PAPA Teacher say:
"Madam thora aap tight rakho,
Thora main zor lagata hun,
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Umeed hai iss saal bacha nikal he jayega.
Inko samajh ayi wo Like kare,
Baaki bachay POGO daikhen. ..
Bigde shehzaade.

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Added 3 years ago

Use Dekh Kar Pakadne Ko Dil Chahata...
Pakad Kar Dabane Ko Dil Chahata...
Daba Kar Chuse Ne Ko Ko Jee Chahata
Hai Kya Kare Yaar...
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Aam Ka Season Saal Mein Ek Baar Hi To Aata Hai...

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Added 3 years ago

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

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