Double Meaning SMS
Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
kya baat hai Tea ki...!
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Pehle usne utari saari.
Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.
Phir diya blouse utar
Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar
Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.
Wife-meri b*a utaro
Wife-ab p*n*y bhi utaro
Husband-ye bhi le
Wife- "khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne.