Double Meaning SMS

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me?
Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It.
Girl: Whattt??
Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes.
It's Really Beautiful..

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Bhuka piyasa muh latkaye,
Zuban ko honto par latkaye,
Kohni tek kar sar tikaye,
Apni ankhe niche jhukaye,
Baitha kyu tha??
Ab mai samjha..
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Intezaar tha tujhe sirf
Mere sms ka ....

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Bazaar wali Nazuk si,
Office wali Naram Naram,
Mohallay wali Patli si,
Ghar wali Garma Garam,
Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

This is an Adult Joke!
(If You are under 18 years please don't go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it)
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Elections Aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING) So Pls do vote.

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Added 4 years ago

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se.....
kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.
He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing Sleeveless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing Sleeves & Backless
Rs100 to 3rd who was wearing Sleeveless, Backless and a Mini Skirt
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...
Why???
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U Dirty mind...
She had the ticket!!!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Sang-e-Marmar sa Tarasha gora badan,
Uff
Nasheela sa pighalta shabaab
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Honton se lagao to kashish kesi hai,
mmmmuuaah.
Kambakht ye Ice Cream cheez he aisi hai.

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