Double Meaning SMS

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Most confusing joks:-
GIRL:- Aaj office jaate hi
BOSS mujh pe CHADH gaya.
Her Friend :- Kyu ?
GIRL :- Woh me LATE gayi thi na isliye.

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Added 4 years ago

Wo kya hai jis par
Agar Pyar se haath phero to
Wo turant khada ho jata hai...
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Baitha hua "KUTTA"
Waise aap bhi apni jagah sahi hain..

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Added 4 years ago

Biwi Ko Din Me Karoge To Wo Sust Rahegi
Sham Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi
Roj Karoge To Tandurast Rahegi
Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi



"Office Se Roj Sirf 1 Call"

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Added 4 years ago

Lips jab lips se milte hain to kya hota hai...?
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Hamesha galat mat socha karo
Yaar muh band hota haiaur kya....

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Wo kya h?
Jo har admi k pass hota
Kisi k pas lamba to,
Kisi k pas chota.
Sarneme aur kya.
Mujhe pata h tum galat soch rahe the.

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Son:ek din gehri raat ko
Parents ke kamre me aa kar bola
Maa aap to muje angutha bhi
Chusne nahi dete or aap yaha pe itna bada ..
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Aam chus rahe ho
Kyu aapne kya socha???
U naughty!!!!

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Added 4 years ago

frnd ke saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath,
room me kro ya badroom me,
bad par kro ya fir sofe pe,
din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro,
aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.

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