Double Meaning SMS

Added 4 years ago

Ladki
aadmi k
pass
gai
Aadmi
ne
dekha
pakda
pichhe se khola
our dal diya…
ladki
bahut
khush
thi,
pehli
baar
dalwa
rahi
thi
na
.
.
MOBILE me Sim card

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Added 4 years ago

Beta: papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai.
Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo.
Beta: Achcha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karlo,
Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai

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Added 4 years ago

LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo,
utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai

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Added 4 years ago

Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:-

BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..

FRUIT SELLER:
Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.

DHOBI:
Aap kapde nikaal do,
baaki kaam hamaara.

XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.

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Added 4 years ago

Man: kamvali shanti ko bulao
wife: q
man: q ki doctor ne kaha he har raat madicine lene ke bad shanti ke sath so jana.

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Added 4 years ago

Glfrnd k sath,
Room k andar,
Table k uper,
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
Dirty mind
The r plying table tenis.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se
Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
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.
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Socho Nhi Malum
.
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Mai Batata Hu...?
.
.
"School Ki Ghanti"
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Soch Badalo
Desh Badlega.

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