Valentine Week


Double Meaning SMS

Added 3 years ago

Lady To Rikshwalla
"...Under Tak Jaayega?"
Rikshawalla "Bilkul Jaayega Madam
Aapke Liye Toh Khada Kiya
Hai."
Lady "Thik Hai Toh,
Ghumake Phicche Se Le Lo.."

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Added 3 years ago

Dil kholo pyaar lo,
Dimaag kholo gyaan lo,
Aankhen kholo khwaab lo,
Honth kholo muskaan lo,
Kapde kholo, or..
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NAHA lo yaar !
Soch badlo,
Desh badlega.

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Added 3 years ago

English Class
Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi
Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar
Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki
Undergarments Mein Likha
Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. T
ested By
CHAND & SONS

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Added 3 years ago

boy to frnd : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di.
Frnd : Kyun?
Boy : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge

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Added 3 years ago

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
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Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

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Added 3 years ago

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?
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Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

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