Double Meaning SMS

ved Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale
Dekh Kar
Jaten Hai,
then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki
Se Puchti
Hai.
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Maa: “ Beti, Ladka
Pasand
Aya..........?”
Beti:“ Ladka To Theek
Hai,
Par Thoda Chota Hai. ”
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Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch
Ka Ho Ya 29
Inch Ka,
Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi
Hota Hai.
jo smjh gya thoko like.


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Added 3 years ago

3 bad girls r talking to eachother...,,
1st:- :)Aaj maine hmare tution vale sir k tabel pr ek condom pda dykha..!
2nd:- :D haan or maine usme ek hole kr dia..!

3rd:- kminio :( mujhy mrva dia..!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 79 - SMS Length: 200
ved Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Phone Baja
Husband: Agar Phone
Mere Liye Ho To Kehna
Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
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Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
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Husband: Mene Mana
Kiya Tha Na, Mana Kar
Dena..
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Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi
Mera Tha…:p
Samajh Me Aa Gya Ho To
Like Karo.


I Like SMS - Like: 134 - SMS Length: 248
ved Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Pita: Beti Tu Mujhe Bata de
K Tere Pet Me Jo Baccha He
Wo Kiska He?
Beti: Agar Aapko 25 Kele Khilakar
Puche K Aapko Sardi Kis Kele Se
Hui To Kya Aap Bata Payenge..



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Added 3 years ago

Chawala sapney me dekhta hai k us ke 11 bache ho gaye or wo sabhi

11 Bache Shor Kr Rhe The

1Bacha dande Se TkTk Krta guzra

Chawla:BETA Dnde pe Rabar Lgalo Awaz Nhi Ayegi.

Chhota chawla: Arey bapu Yo Kam taney kia hota to itna Shor na hota.

I Like SMS - Like: 62 - SMS Length: 252
Added 3 years ago

Nadaan hai kitni Woh,
Kuch Samjhti hi Nahi
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Seene Se Lipat k Puchti hai,


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Ye Neeche Se kya Chubh Raha hai..??

I Like SMS - Like: 62 - SMS Length: 150
Added 3 years ago

Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya Hila
dunga Teri Chahat me..
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Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila
nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.

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