Valentine Week


Double Meaning SMS

Added 3 years ago

Sehwag Ki Biwi Ne Talaq Manga
Judge : Talaq Kyu..?
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Wife : Aate Hi Shot Lagana Shuru
Kar Deta Hai Aur Jaldi Out Ho Jata
Hai
Ball Ki Taraf To Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!

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Added 3 years ago

Dhabe Pe Pati Ne 1 Banana Shake
And Patni Ne 2 Mosami Juice Peeye..
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Counter Pe Payment Ke Time Waiter
Ne Awaaz Di..
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Bhaiya Ka 1 Kela Aur Bhabhi Ji Ka
2 Mosami Kaat Lena..!

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Added 3 years ago

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke.
Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi
Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main
"Late Gayi"
Thi...

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Added 3 years ago

Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jin
me se 3 mazedar ye hain
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1. Pencil se

2. Pen se

3. Marker se

Kabhi to sidha socha kar
Happy Sunday

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Added 3 years ago

Miss (school me)- jo bachha hame 1 se 10 tk ginti sunayega use hm hath par ek kiss denge,aur jo 100 tk sunayega use gaal par 2 kiss denge.
Ek bachha bola- miss tb to bistar laga lo.
Miss- kyo?
Bachha- hame to puri book yad h.

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Added 3 years ago

Padh lo ab ..!!!
Ek ladki ko english bolne ka bahut shouk tha.

shadi ki 1st night pe usse pata chala ke uske patti ka ek pair nhi hai.
Woh ghar aa ke apni maa se boli mom mere husband ka sirf ek foot hai.
Maa heran ho ke boli,, hey Bhagwan,, beti aur tuje kitna bada chahiye?

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Added 3 years ago

Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale
Dekh Kar
Jaten Hai,
then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki
Se Puchti
Hai.
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Maa: “ Beti, Ladka
Pasand
Aya..........?”
Beti:“ Ladka To Theek
Hai,
Par Thoda Chota Hai. ”
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Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch
Ka Ho Ya 29
Inch Ka,
Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi
Hota Hai.
jo smjh gya thoko like.

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