Funny Story SMS

SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Skta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tk Kuch Nhi Bolaaur
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Krta Rhakeval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne K Lie.
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nhi Paai Plz Repeat Kro..

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Everyone Mst Read
1 Sachhi Ghatna :-
Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Ruh Tak Kaanp Jaayegi
Magar Zalimo K Hath Tak Nahi Kaanpe
Dehradun Me 17 Sal Ki Masoom Ladki,
Jisne Abhi 12th Pass Kiya Tha
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne K The
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Uske Sage Baap Or Bhai Ne Behla Fusla Kr
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Usse Engineering Ka Form Bharwa Diya..

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Teacher:
Prasang Sahit Vyakhya Karo -
"Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye Mera"

Student:
Ye Line Bollywod Ke Prasidh Kavi Sant,
Shri Emraan Hashmi Ji Ki Rachna
'Murder' Ki Prasidh Kavita
"Bhige Hoth Tere" Se Li Gayi Hai.
Is Kavita Me Kavi Jab Bhi,
Devi Mallika Ko Nirvastra,
Nachte Hue Dekhtey Hai To,
Unka Sabr Tut Jaata Hai Aur Wo Kehte Hai
"Hey Devi Jis Tarha Tumharey,
Hotho Ke Andar Ka Jal,
Tumhari Pyas Bhuja Raha Hai,,
Ussi Tarha Main Bhi Ussi Jal Se
Apni Pyaas Bhujana Chahta Hun",
In Lines Se Humko Kavi Ke Kamine
Evam Ashl!l Hone Ka Ehsas Hota Hai.
Kavi Ke Bhav Saral Evam Spasht Roop Se Tharqii Hai.
Unhone Bahut Kathor Bhavo Ko,
Badi Saralta Se Apni Rachna Me Dikhaya Hai.=))

Teacher Fainted!

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ek Newspaper Me Chhapa
Ki:"50%ladkiya Bewkoof Hoti Hai".
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Is Baat Par Ladkiyo Ne Khub Halla Machaya..
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Fir Next Day Jab Ye Chapa K"50%
Ladkiya Bewkoof Nahi Hoti".
Tab Jakar Ladkiya Shant Hui.

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.

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4 Girls Take Lift In A Car Full Of Engineers.
Since No Place They Sit On Boys Lap.
Grl1-R U Ece Engnr?
By-Hw Did U Knw?
Grl1-Ur Tower Is Communicating With My
Unreachable Area.
Grl2-R U Computer Engr?
By-hw Dd U Knw?
Grl2-Ur Pendrive Is Tring 2
Connct With My Usb Drive.
Grl3-R U Mechanicl Engr?
By-hw Dd U Knw?
Grl3-ur Piston Is Tring 2 Move In My Cylinder.
Grl4-r U Civil Engnr?
By-Hw Dd U Knw?
Grl4-Ur Dam Had Broken N
It Flooded My Village.

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SRK Posted In Story SMS
Added 3 years ago

Touching Story:
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk.
While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone
And Starts Bleeding.
He Looks At Her Hoping That
She Would Tear Her Dupata And
Wrap It Around His Leg.

She Looks In His Eyes And Says..
Soch Bhi Mat! Designer Suit Hai..!

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