Funny Story SMS

viplove Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

OBAMA : I want to show you that how
much advance we are Come with me,
He takes him to a forest. O
BAMA : Dig the ground.
pappu did it.
OBAMA : More…More…More -…
pappu went up-to 100 Feet.
OBAMA : So now, try to search something
Pappu : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows
that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones.
Pappu became frustrated. He invited
OBAMA to India.
Next year OBAMA was in India.
Pappu : I want to show you our advancement.
The same…he takes OBAMA to
a forest.
Pappu : Dig it…
Obama does.
Pappu : More…More…More -……
OBAMA goes up-to almost 400 feet.
Pappu :Try to find something.
OBAMA tries
Pappu : Did you get anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.
Pappu: you know,
it shows that even 400 years
ago, we used to have WIRELESS mob !!! p
appu rock…Obama shock

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viplove Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking,
boy hits his leg to a stone and starts
bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that
she would tear her dupata and
wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

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viplove Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

Larrki: Ammi Main Shadi Nahi
Karun Gi Or Agar Zabardasti Tum Ny Meri
Shadi Ki To Ghar Sy Bhag Jaun Gi
Maa Rote Huwy Boli Beti Mai Ne Bhag K
Tere Abba K Sath Shadi Ki
Teri Khala Or Behen Ny B Bhag
K Shadi Ki
Tera Bhai Nokrani K Sath
Or Tera Chacha Dhoban K Sath Bahag Gya
Teri Phopho Sabzi Waly K Sath
Or
Couzin Doodh Waly K Sath
Bhag Gai
Tera Bap 2 Bar Parrosan K Sath
Bhag Chuka Hai
Ab Tu B Bhag Jaye Gi To..
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Hamari Kya Izzat Reh Jaye Gi
Kuch Khayal Kar.

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viplove Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha
aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne
ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo
kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke
kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
kitab ka LAST PAGE mat
dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li
lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi
khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi
liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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viplove Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se
park mein roz milne jati Wo
roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata
Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz
nahi hoti, Ek din ladki park mei nahi
pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya
Waha pata chala ki ladki ko
blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6
din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur
sucide karne buildng ke 100th
floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter
chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi
pohonch raha hu aur tumara
wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan
waha se ja raha tha Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha
payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye
SHAKTIMAAN

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viplove Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi
Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE
BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr
nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts
par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

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vermaji Posted In Story SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ek Pagal Roz Yehi Kehta Tha-
Gulti Banaunga, Panchi Ko Marunga..
6 Month Pagal Khane Me Treatment K Baad
Dr. Ne Pucha- Ab Kya Karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-suhagrat
Dr.-good, Phir?pagal-sari Utarunga
Dr.-phir?pagal-blouse Utarunga
Dr.-oh No! Phir?pagal-br* Be Utarunga
Dr.-my God, Phir?pagal-phir Kya!
Br* K Elastic Se Gulti Banaunga Or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-oh My Gudnes
Sala 2 To Perfct Pagal Hai Re..

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