Funny SMS

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TIMELINE

Girl1- *posts a pics of her new Audi*
Girl2- Congo babe

INBOX

Girl 2- nice gaadi didi, But aage 4
Chudiyan kyu chipkayi hain ?
Girl 1 : Choti, Company walo ne lagayi hai :-P:-D

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तीन दोस्त आपस में बातें कर रहे थे...
एक बोला –
“मेरी पत्नी ने ‘जुड़वाँ’ पिक्चर देखी और उसे जुड़वाँ बच्चे पैदा हुए !”
दूसरा बोला –
“तू सही कह रहा है. मेरी बीवी ने भी ’3 ईडियट्स’ देखी थी और उसे एक साथ तीन बच्चे हुए थे !”
इतना सुनते ही तीसरा उठकर भागा.
दोनों दोस्त चिल्लाये – “अबे कहां भागा जा रहा है …. बता कर तो जा !”
तीसरा दोस्त भागते-भागते ही चिल्लाया –
“घर जा रहा हूँ ….
मेरी बीवी भी प्रेग्नेंट है और टीवी पर
‘अब तक छप्पन’ देखरही है … !!!”

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Pappu is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Pappu replies "Saali train late aati hai to socha kahi bhook se na mar jau..

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REEL Life Girls :
Ice cream khaungi,
kashmir jaungi..
sholo mein bhadke jiya..

REAL Life Girls :
Market jaungi,
Sabzi laungi..
Jholi mein bhar ke ghiya..

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Added 2 years ago

Cockroach's last few words to Sophie
Choudry:

'तैरे होटों में दबकर, मरने से अच्छा'
'में खुद कि जान खुद ले लेता हुँ'

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People in India don't believe your indicator until you show your hand while taking turn.

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A Russian visiting India went for an eye check up.

The Dr. shows the letters on the
board " CZWXNQSTAZKY "

Doctor - Can you read this ?

Russian - Read ?? I even know the guy.. He's my
cousin..

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