Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

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Added 3 years ago

Zindgi ka sabse bada sukun kya hai? ? ? ? ?
Batao? ? ? ? ?
Nahi pata!! ? ?
Chalo koi bat nahi mai bata deta hu..
Zindgi ka sabse bada sukun kya hai.. - toilet jana

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Added 3 years ago

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna,
Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai..
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr
Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

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Added 3 years ago

Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko
Nahi Batani.. ...
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Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani...
Kisi Ko Bhi Nahi

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moto x4
Added 3 years ago


DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :

Its A Talent Of Taking Rest Before U Get Tired..
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Bcoz

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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)
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Be Lazy Go Crazy....XP ;)

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Added 3 years ago

Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son:Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

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Added 3 years ago

Aftr robbing d Bank,
robber 2 clerk:Did u see me robbing?
Clerk:Yes.
Robber shot him dead
asked next clerk:Did u?
2nd clerk: No,But my wife saw u

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