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Added 2 years ago

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein,
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Zindagi Mein Udasi Cha Gayi, .
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Socha Tha Aag Laga Denge Is Duniya Ko,
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To Kambhakt Colony Mein Dusri Aa Gai!!

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Added 2 years ago

एक बच्चे ने क्लास में पॉटी कर दी। टीचर ने उसे 50/- रुपये जुर्माने की पर्ची थमा दी।
बच्चा: ये क्या है?
टीचर: 30/- रुपये पॉटी के और 20/- रुपये सुसु के।
बच्चे ने जेब में हाथ डाला और 55/- रुपये निकाले।
टीचर: यह ज्यादा क्यों?
बच्चा: शिक्षा के अड्डे पर बैठा हूँ। झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा, एक पाद भी मारा था, 5/- रुपये उसके।

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Added 2 years ago

"Jalebi" Ko English Mein "SYRUP
FILLED RING"
Aur
"Pakoray" Ko English main
"FRITTERS" Kehte Hein.
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt
pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)
_//_
Main tou bachpan se hi
intelligent hon;-)
( '.')/'
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_/ /_
Ab batao beta k chocolate ko
Hindi mein kia kehte hein?

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Added 2 years ago

AB - Hello, main Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hun KBC se.

Girl- K.

AB - Hello? main AMITABH BACHHAN bol raha hun.

Girl - Hmmm.

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Added 2 years ago

Lalu's PA - Sir! There is a new problem.

Lalu- Ka problem?

PA: Ebola

Lalu: Kaun bola?

PA: Koi bola nahin Sir. Ebola.

Lalu: Arey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola?

PA: Sir - aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola.

Lalu - Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? Bola kon, Manmohnwa Bol Diya ka re?

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Added 2 years ago

My friend :Bhai,agar wo meri naa ho saki toh mai usko kisika b nai hone
dunga.
Me :Bhai,
agar wo teri huyi toh kya tu
usko sabki hone dega...

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Added 2 years ago

Dil mai ata hu dimag mai nahi..
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Heart Attack...

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