Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Bilawal-Hum India Se Kashmir Chin Lenge.......Indian Hackers-Bc,Pehle Apni Website Sambhal

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Added 3 years ago

3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff&
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She had best figure than two other girls ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.

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Added 3 years ago

Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai kahi mere yar sa hasin...!!

Chand ne kaha..

Ek to mai tere baap ka naukar nahi..

Aur itne upar se kuch dikhta b nai...!

Aur to aur mere pas durbin bhi nahi..!

:) :) :-p

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Added 3 years ago

Only Two People Care About You Truely :
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1. Your Mother!!
2. People Who Shout To Tell You About Your Bike's Stand/Headlight!!
Oh Bhai Ji.. Apki Headlight jal rahi hai/Stand khulla hai..

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Added 3 years ago

Meri Teacher - Isko Hindi Mein
Translate
Karo
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Hey Friends, Look a Beautiful
Girl Is
Standing
There...
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pAppu: - Wo Dekho Saalo,
Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai

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Added 3 years ago

When I See A Cute Girl,
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I Take Two Seconds To Plan Our Future Together...

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Added 3 years ago

Dear Mirror, Why I am so beautiful/handsome??
Dear Camera, Why am I so Ugly??

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