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Added 2 years ago

Faraz- ye scooty kab li?

Vipin- kal raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai,

sab kapde utar k boli- jo chahia le lo
mai scooty le aya, Kapdo ka kya karta.

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Added 2 years ago

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Pepsodent se mazbut karne ka,

Babool se fresh karne ka,

Agar fir b safed na ho.
To bindaas HARPIC use karne ka.

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Added 2 years ago

Pyar - Dukh Ka Bazaar
Premi - Dukh Ka Kharidaar
Premika - Dukh Ki Dukandaar
Dad - Beech Ki Deewaar
Behan - Salahkaar
Bhai - Peetne Ko Taiyaar
Ye Hai Pyar Ka Big Bazaar..!

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Added 2 years ago

2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli,
20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad,
Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha:
Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.

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Added 2 years ago

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.
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Math Teachr Soked!!
Pappu Rock..!!

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Added 2 years ago

Wo Kehti Hai Ladne Se "Mohabbat" Badhti Hai.
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Yeh Sunte Hi Main Uski Aankh
Pe Ek "Mukka" Maar K Bhag Gaya.
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Thik Kiya Na..??

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Added 2 years ago

Pappu Ek Party Mein Gaya Aur,
Waha Usne 8 Butter Naan Kha Liye.
Kuch Der Baad Toilet Mein,
Pet Pakad Ke Ro Raha Tha.
Bhagwan Se Request Kar Raha Tha Ki,
'Hey Bhagwan Ya Toh Jaan Nikal De,
Ya Naan Nikal De'

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