Funny SMS

Added 1 year ago

Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek
Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar
Pukar Kar To Dekho
Ek bar call kr k dekho
Agar Hum Na
Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye
Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.

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Added 1 year ago

Zindagi muskilo or tufano se bhari hai
agr gir jao to himmat mat harna,fir se khade hoker jor se bolna,
( ';') abe oye
<) )> kisne dhkela be
!! teri.........

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Added 1 year ago

Mohabbat Ka Anjm Maine Ye Paya..
Hath Pair Tute Muh Se Khun Nikal Aaya..
Logo Ne Mujhe Hospital Pahuchya...
Hospital Me Nurso Ne Farmaya...
Baharo Phool "Barsao Mera Mahboob Aaya."

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Added 1 year ago

Wo Ankh Badi Pyari Thi..
Jo Usne Hame Mari Thi..
Hmm To Muft Me Lut Hi Gye Hote,,
Hme Kya Pta Use Baba Ramdev Wali Bimari Thi....

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Added 1 year ago

The best relation ever is between two eyes

"They blink together"

"Move together"
"Cry together"
"See together"
&
"Sleep together"
STILL
"they never see each other directly"

BUT

"When they see a girl"
One will blink and Other will not!

"Moral of the story"
A girl can break any kind of relationship.

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Added 1 year ago

interview

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!
den dead.

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Added 1 year ago

हसीनों से मिलें नज़रें अट्रैक्शन हो भी सकता है,
चढ़े फीवर मोहब्बत का तो एक्शन हो भी सकता है,
हसीनों को मुसीबत तुम समझ कर दूर ही रहना,
ये अंग्रेजी दवाएं हैं रिएक्शन हो भी सकता है..!!

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