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Added 2 years ago

Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me,
Principal Doob Raha Tha...


Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga.
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Kal Chhuti...
Kal Chhuti...

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Added 2 years ago

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai
Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Added 2 years ago

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken
give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does
the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the
fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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Added 2 years ago

English Sir- Pappu you are late..!
Pappu- Sir meri car...
Sir- Pappu speak in English,
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Pappu- My car was fussing in the
kichad,
No hilling,
No dolling,
Only po po karing...

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Added 2 years ago

Pyar Kya hai.. ??
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P:" Phone Karo =Paise ki barbadi
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Y:" Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension
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A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat
dekho
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R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat
hanso..
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Toh tension mat lo yaar,
Mat karo Pyar vyaar.

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Added 2 years ago

अगर रात को सफेद कपड़ो में कोई

आकर आप के पांव पकडे तो भूत

समझकर डरे नही वो सरपंच पद

का उमीदवार भी हो सकता है

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एक तोता और उसका मालिक aeroplane में सफ़र
कर रहे थे
''Air hostess पास से निकली तो तोते ने Siti
बजाई तो वो मुड कर मुस्करा दी मालिक ने ये
देखा तो उसने भी बजा दी,
Air hostess ने Cmplain कर दी announce हुआ
कि दोनों को नीचे फ़ेक दिया जाये दरवाजे पर
तोता मालिक से बोला.
''उडनो आवे है?
मालिक:-नहीं!!!!
तोता:-तो पछे थारी माँ ने रोवने
सिटी बजायी ही कई????
Moral-होडा होड़ में गोडा नहीं फोड़ना!!!!! —

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