Funny SMS

Added 1 year ago

लड़का- मैं आपकी बेटी से शादी करना चाहता हूं।
बाप- तुम काम क्या करते हो?
लड़का- जी, खेती बाप- इस जमाने में खेती! चले जाओ यहां से, ये शादी नहीं हो सकती...
लड़का- प्याज की खेती करता हूं। बाप- दामाद जी, अगले महीने की 2 तारीख कैसी रहेगी।

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Added 1 year ago

It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
R u ready??
Here We Go:
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
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THE QUESTION IS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button?

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Added 1 year ago

INDIA KI REET:

LADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to PYAR

agr dost ptwaye to UPHAR

GHARwale la de to SANSKAR

OR

agr khud pta k GHAR le ao to

"HAHAKAR

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Added 1 year ago

Name: Don

Bhai: Munnabhai

Pata: 36ChinaTown

Thikana: ChandniBar

Guru: Blufmaster

Dushman: Sarkar

Khoon: Ab tak 56


SMS BHEJ


WARNA 57 ho jaiega.

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Added 1 year ago

Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.

Ye ki...Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.


KAISE??


Kyunki Jab bhi Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He HEY BHAGWAN..

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Added 1 year ago

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!!
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har bar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai.

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Added 1 year ago

Dekh tere Sansaar ki haalat

Kya ho gayi Bhagwan

kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN.

NA KOI SMS,
NA KOI CALL,
Hum Bhi He Hairaan,

Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN.

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