Funny SMS

Added 1 year ago

Kaise mumkin tha
kisi aur doctor se ilaaaj..?
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Ishq ka Rog tha_
Mummy ki chappal se hi araam aaya..!!
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Haye! Bhut mara yaaro

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Added 1 year ago

@ . . .
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Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don't mind Saaf kar lena.

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Added 1 year ago

Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye
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Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

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Added 1 year ago

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?
Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche
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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye? :D

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Added 1 year ago

Heer Ro Ro Kar
Ranze Se Keh Rahi
Hai
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Heer Ro Ro Kar
Ranze Se Keh Rahi Hai
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Rumal De Kuutte
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.

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Added 1 year ago

Glass tootne par kaisi awaaz aati hai?
Crush?
Crish?
Hish?
No…!
Socho
Socho
ok.
Maa ki aawaz aati hai
“Tod de tod de sab tod se, kuch baki mat rakhna janwar kahi ka”

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Added 1 year ago

Cat: “How old are u ??
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Elephant: “5 yrs..
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Cat: “U luk big..
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Elephant: “i m a COMPLAN BOY
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Cat: “i m 20 yrs
Elephant:” But u luk small
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Cat: “PONDS MIRACLE,
BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE

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