Funny SMS

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दुनियां मै चार काम बहुत् मुश्किल हें
1 चीटी को लिपस्टिक लगाना
2 हाथी को गोद मै बिठाना
3 मछर को कपड़े पहनाना
4 और बीवी को समझाना

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आंटी : बेटा क्या कर रहे हो आजकल ?
पप्पू : आंटी सायंटिस्ट हूं
आंटी : वाह क्या करते हो ?
पप्पू : बैठे-बैठे ऑक्सिजन को कार्बन
डाइऑक्साइड में बदलता हूं

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Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat
.
Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or
Mummy Se Pitai Alag.
'(',')'

Mummy Aram Se Maro
.
.
Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai..

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Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?

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Gyaan ki 3 Baate
humesa yaad rakhna
Gyaan No. 1:
Agar koi hume accha
lagta hai to accha wo
nahi hum hai.
Aur agar koi hume bura
lagta hai to bura wahi
hai Qki hum to acche hai
na.
Gyaan no 2:
Zindagi se koi cheez
maango to aise maango
jaise tumhare baap ki
thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi
tumhare baap ki thi.
Gyaan no 3:
Agar koi apko dekh kar
darwaza band kar deta
hai to yaad rakho.
Kundi dono taraf se hoti
hai aap bhi bahar se
band karke bhaag jao.

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Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA

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Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam
Aaj ke baad kyun ki humari apni
gali mein setting ho gayi hai
|'\('.') Kya
|. |.|> item
| _| |_ hai..

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