Funny SMS

Added 1 year ago

Girl~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! My Sweetheart Texted Me.
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Boy~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! My Darling Texted Me.
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Me~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! Vodaphone Texted Me.

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Added 1 year ago

Beta : Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai
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Baap : Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet
Picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai

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Added 1 year ago

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P
Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

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Added 1 year ago

Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.
GF :- Wo kyun ?
Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.
GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.

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Added 1 year ago

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge.
2015 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen

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Added 1 year ago

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof:
After drinking,men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
Become extra emotional,
Stop thinkin & start fightin over nothin

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Added 1 year ago

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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